“So I was talking to a friend of Pam’s.”
“…Yes.”
“…She had twin boys last year.”
“…So, she’s pregnant again. Due in May.”
“…So, I said to her ‘ You mean, in May you’ll have 3 kids under the age of 2?'”
“…No kidding. I said, ‘God Bless ya.'”
God protect me.
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