Next
by Michael Crichton
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Before Dishonor
by Peter David
Insomnia
by Stephen King
Yeah, this is purely a recreational list. But I feel like I can announce my recreational reads – pulp fiction and all – because, well,
I READ CHAUCER IN THE ORIGINAL.
I had an entire semester of Chaucer and I read The Canterbury Tales and Troilus and Cressida and wrote a 22 page paper AFTER spending a summer trapsing through Wales among hundreds-year-old monasteries studying 17th century Welsh poets and that officially makes me a total snob and for the rest of my life I can look down my nose at people and announce my recreational reading like Roosevelt served hot dogs to the British royal family because I am SO COOL and SO SECURE in my coolness.
U can’t touch this.