Last Weekend, Getting the Car Washed

Last weekend we had 12 hours of consistently and comfortably above freezing weather. We hot tailed it to the car wash. We paid the fee. The attendant asked,

“Do you want to buy a second wash for half price to be used in the next two weeks?”

I paused then said, “You’re asking whether I want to bet my money on Michigan’s weather? I’ll pass, thanks.”