Religion Part I: Baptists and Atheists

Due to the overwhelming feedback from my Belief-O-Matic entry, I thought I’d go ahead and post a bit about my religion. To begin, let me say I am the child of atheists who raised me in the bible belt. My mother hails from Presbyterian stock and my father from Lutheran. In fact, my father movedContinueContinue reading “Religion Part I: Baptists and Atheists”

Attention Vegetarians and/or Muslims

When I was laid up with a pulled a muscle in my back this month I half-drug-slept through four and half seasons of The Sopranos. During that time I heard no fewer than three million nine hundred eighty thousand references to “Baked Ziti” or just “Ziti” for short. Now recovered, I determined to make theContinueContinue reading “Attention Vegetarians and/or Muslims”

Toro Blower/Vacuum/Mulcher

Jim: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here today with the Snake Lady Librarian. Snake Lady, can you tell us what’s happened?SLL: Well, Jim, it’s something of a miracle. I’m not really sure how to explain it. Jim: Please try, Snake Lady. This is important. SLL: Well, all right, Jim. It all started when I found myselfContinueContinue reading “Toro Blower/Vacuum/Mulcher”