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Author Archives: Sonya Schryer Norris
Sexy Librarian Halloween Costume
Excuse cross-posting, this is library-world mini-skirt must-see! Complete with shushing action! http://librarianavengers.org/?p=147
Transparent Pity Party
In the first seven weeks in the New House we spent one thousand non-negotiable dollars on Roto-Rooter. One thousand. Dollars.
Home-Owning Librarian Extraordinaire
A few weeks back unLibrarian invited me over for a trade: she made sushi and I took a look at the irksome HTML messing with her blog. In between the two, she gave me a tour of her garden. For starters, she put in her backyard fence herself. Let me repeat that. She put inContinueContinue reading “Home-Owning Librarian Extraordinaire”
Of Patience and Refrigeration
When we bought the New House, all of the appliances except the furnace were at least ten years old. We prepared ourselves to buy on or about one appliance a year for the next five to eight years. “But we’ll ride the gravy train for now,” we decided. We would coast on the gravy ofContinueContinue reading “Of Patience and Refrigeration”
Of Fences, Bethesda, Biscuits, and Hastas
When we moved into the New House, Hubby and I decided to put in a new fence and deck. The existing fence was being propped up with metal stakes and the deck had about a year of safe use left. Plus, they were both eyesores. We were also making up for the two years we’dContinueContinue reading “Of Fences, Bethesda, Biscuits, and Hastas”
Librarian Busted
Today I received a bill for $100.01 from a library that shall remain unnamed. I have one of their interlibrary loan books. I remembered consistently that I HAD the book, I just didn’t feel like returning it. And then I didn’t feel like returning it some more so I renewed it. That worked pretty well,ContinueContinue reading “Librarian Busted”