Easter and Peeps

Y’know peeps? The disgusting marshmallow Easter semi-food that comes in a variety of fascinatingly fake colors? Are you aware that there is an entire subculture of peep worshipping? People set up peeps in little montages – Jesus peeps ministering to their peep flock, peeps on a first date, peeps getting library instruction, peep street fightingContinueContinue reading “Easter and Peeps”

Last Weekend, Getting the Car Washed

Last weekend we had 12 hours of consistently and comfortably above freezing weather. We hot tailed it to the car wash. We paid the fee. The attendant asked, “Do you want to buy a second wash for half price to be used in the next two weeks?” I paused then said, “You’re asking whether IContinueContinue reading “Last Weekend, Getting the Car Washed”